The Constitution is a FAKE!!! And We have the evidence to prove it!    
It is shocking but our experts have uncovered the the most sacred document of our country is a forgery! Look at the evidence below!  
Look at this enlargement from Section 2: Clause 4. If we magnify the image we see that the "h" in When and the are identical. This cannot be possible because at the time the framers of the constitution were using a Johnson-Matlock Quill pen, this was a very messy pen and did not allow for uniform letters. The earliest a uniform quill pen was invented was in 1793. Four years after this document was purported to be written.

Even more troubling is this next examination of the text. Section 3: Clause 3. It reads "Clause 3: No Person shall be a Senator who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty Years, and been nine Years a Citizen of the United States, and who shall not, when elected, be an Inhabitant of one of the fourteen States for which he shall be chosen." Fourteen States. There were only thirteen colonies at the time, this obviously lends evidence that this is a forgery! Unless our founding fathers were also magicians and seers, this cannot possibly be true

And then we come to Section 5: Clause 3. "Clause 3: Each House shall keep a Journal of its Proceedings, and from time to time publish the same, excepting such Parts as may in their Judgment require Secrecy; and the Yeas and Nays of the Members of either House on any question shall, at the Desire of one fifth of those Present, be entered on the Journal and posted online." Online? There Was No Internet in 1776! This is definately a fake.
And perhaps most damning is this. If we take the constitution into photoshop, there seems to be risidual image that comes out when you manipulate the image. See Below. Unmanipulated image. Andnow after being taken into photoshop and having the levels tweaked we see the image of Mickey Mouse? A charchter created by Walt Disney in the 20th century. What could this mean, who is behind this clever forgery!
It's a Joke, get it?